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See how japanese learn the f*ck word

Kenneth — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 15:10:20 +0000

I like you. Come over to my house and fuck my sister!.

Something cool about japanese is that even a comic book has such a good translation of the word fuck.

Fuck is an English word means to engage sexual intercourse, but its not always use for sex. the origin is from Germany and literally translates as ficken. If you want to know proper usage of the word fuck, you probably want to see this Proper Use Of English Word FUCK! You would never want to miss to know how to use it, it's damn funny.

Here's what from the link, Fuck is one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. Not just that, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations like this:

Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"

Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."

Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"

Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."

Aggression "FUCK YOU!"

Disgust "Fuck me."

Confusion "What the fuck…….?"

Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"

Despair "Fucked again…"

Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."

Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"

Lost "Where the fuck are we."

Disbelief "UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!"

Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"

Denial "I didn't fucking do it."

Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."

Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"

Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"

Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"

Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."

Directions "Fuck off."

Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"

If you don't know about this, chinese had actually adopted the word fuck:

"Shanghainese verb and adjective 发格 fage is derived from the English "fuck" and is used in the exasperated context of things or people "fucking up" or "being difficult." Although fage is often used pejoratively, the term has lost its sexual connotations. In Cantonese, the slang word 屌 diu is used in a similar way as the English word "fuck." Similar terms inmandarin are 肏 cào (sometimes written 操), 幹 (simplified 干) gàn, and 搞 gǎo, the latter used more commonly in Taiwan.

Before I end, I don't know should I say this post is considered offensive or should I put Warning very offensive Language & Content. I guess no need right, because English dictionary also got such word.

What's more? the video below just make my day and make fun for me. Hahaha….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrjcMJdEZIQ

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The :-) smiley celebrate 25 birthday !

Kenneth — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 13:26:45 +0000

Even a smiley also got birthday :-), billions of people is using this smiley in their email, according to source from Ananova, the smiley was invented by an IT expert in Pittsburgh, US, reports The Sun. I would say he's the first person who's just lucky to have computer at year 1982 and type out such thing because he's a professor.Prof Scott Fahlman was the first to use a colon followed by a hyphen and a close bracket to form a smiley in a computer message. What next? who is invented or :P.

10 frequently use words by sales person in shopping complex

Kenneth — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 13:14:38 +0000

I don't know if you ever notice that below is the 10 frequently use words when you go shopping for jewelry, cloths or anything wearable. If you are guy, you might not notice it obviously but when you go shopping with a girl, you can notice, if you hop from one shop to another you won't run away from these few words use. Maybe these are the only words they can use. It's not honest but people just love to heard them, if you read it carefully, you can notice they keep praising the buyer and the product. It's not just the product.

1 ) Welcome, Can I help you?

2 ) What price are you willing to pay or What's your budget?

3 ) The price depends on the quality.

4 ) Wonderful and it fits you perfectly!

5 ) Look as though it was made only fo you.

6 ) You have a good taste. You have made a good choice.

7 ) Think of the super quality, the price is quite reasonable

8 ) The color and design goes well your shape.

9 ) It's my pleasure to help you.

10) Welcome back again

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Leave Britney Alone - Wow!

Kenneth — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 17:11:11 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc

What's wrong with her? Ermm… is him. A Britney die hard friend crying and beg to leave Britney Spear alone. This video just posted 1 day when the time of this posting has about 31853 comments, it's about 22 comments per minutes. After viewing it, I don't know want to laugh or cry. Get a life man. "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE" because "SHE IS A HUMAN !!!". Oh yea, seriously, if I know how to use her popularity or anyway to make money using her name or what, I also want. He he..this sounds like I am just like others, by the way, I am not really a Britney fan. All the best to her anyway !

Machine that produce shit !

Kenneth — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 18:14:17 +0000

Will you spend money to buy a machine that produce shit just like human? It's damn funny when I first look at it, I am thinking who the hell on earth will buy it. I finally thought it could be use for experiment purposes studying human digestion system for food manufacturing to perform their research. Whatever it is, this machine is well engineered named Cloaca, the machine was even exhibited at MuHKA (Museum of Contemporary Art in Antwerp) in 2000.

According to source, the machine was "fed" an exquisite meal twice a day, shit coming out at the other end of the processing unit as a result of the "digestion" of the food. I am wondering do the result produce smell the same result from human?

There are several Cloaca set-ups: the original setup is that of a series of containers in glass on a long table, while the more modern ones are comparatively shorter, digesting food through what looks like a series of washing machines.

Yet again, according to the source, if you notice the logo is actually a combination of Coca-Cola (the font), Ford (color and shape of the logo) and Mr. Clean(the muscle guy). The main purpose for this machine is actually a promotional art work, but if you find it interesting and tend to get one for yourself, not the machine but the shit produced by Cloaca, you can get it packed with vacuum in translucent boxes.

For you information, Cloaca shit is SOLD OUT ! here what you get from the website "We're sorry to inform you all Cloaca-feces are currently sold out. Many happy customers have secured their shit and are now experiencing the richness that Cloaca has to offer. The remaining 100 feces have been held back for future capitalisation."

Conclusion: What a funny website ! Visit here.

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Kenneth — Sat, 12 May 2007 14:03:26 +0000

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Poop, very little who know how to appreaciate !

Kenneth — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 15:38:21 +0000

"NO Poop, NO Luck", the next time when you poop and before you flush, just remember that's your luck, don't flush it away. Sometimes it's just funny that when something is so stink and people will just walk away from it can actually be marketed to mass produce and earn money, it's all about creativity.

Japanese good luck charm, The Golder Poo (Kin no Unko), sold over 2.5 millions unit in japan. Wow, that's alot, people in japan is crazy of getting a golden poop. When you look at the shape of the poop, how are you going to describe it? An upside down tornado shape? Okay, I read some article describing the shape as "disturbing like soft ice-cream". Yea, its just look like RM 1.05 ice-cream you bought from Mc Donald.

Feel like getting this poop for my girlfriend birthday, hmm…a poop for birthday, bring luck ! If she get mad, tell her jap girl are crazy about it, then she will find you sooooo lovely.

Great idea for girlfriend birthday gift or your 60 grandma birthday as well, good luck golden poop.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZAcN_fZTjI

Genius or What !

Kenneth — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 11:28:47 +0000

Sometimes is stupid to be genius, I’m not sure the picture I show here is old one or you had seen it somewhere. I came across this picture through a forum and I find it quite funny. After a whole day of working stressfully in office and 2 hours traffic jam coming to work early in the morning. I think I got myself released after looking at something funny. It somehow makes your day a bit better where you can smile a bit. After all, these students aren’t that bad, they’re creative.

How to make baby on Childrens Book (Sex Education)

Kenneth — Tue, 09 Jan 2007 08:07:10 +0000

What do you tell a very young child who asks where babies come from? I think I asked this question before when I was young. I always get this answer "When you grow up, you will know la …..", so, it's like asking a question without an answer. Worst still, some parent would say kissing can make a girl pregnant. Nowadays, kid are smart, if you teach them don't lie to others, and then you should not lie to them. If you are shy or don't know how to explain to them "penis, vagina, sperm egg, womb and later birth". Show them this book. This book definitely is a very effective sex education book for children. A picture tells a thousand words.

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When you got the fame, you get the shit

Kenneth — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 12:09:14 +0000

Nerds will tell you Paris Hilton is a hotel, I would said "Think Paris Hilton, Think One Night in Paris". See the picture of toilet roll? you can get one in ebay for you to wipe your face, or you can use it to wipe your butt if you hated her so much. I personally won't use it to wipe a gorgeous and sexy artiste like her on my butt but will rather kept it as souvenir if I had one.

Let's think, if this is available in here, do you think what object gonna appear in there? "Think Mansion in Klang, Think ….".

Picture source from ebay